Tomorrow, somewhat against my will, I turn 33. I’d like to think that when it comes to sex, I have a lot of interesting stories to share. However, when it comes to birthday sex, the pickings are rather slim. I only realised that this afternoon, when someone suggested I should mark the occasion by writing about the best birthday sex I’ve ever had, and my mind immediately went blank; while I’ve had great sex for other people’s birthdays, for various reasons the 9th July has usually been a bit of an anti-climax in that respect.
I had sex for the first time when I was 21, and for the first time on my birthday in 2006, when I turned 25. In the years since then, I’ve had birthday sex on a further three (maybe four) occasions, none of which left a particularly lasting impression. Celebrating with someone you love (or whose clothes you want to rip off) is inherently great, of course, so I’m not complaining about those years when I’ve been lucky enough to do that, but I don’t think any one of them quite merits its own, stand-alone post.
So here’s what I want to do instead: I want you all to give me your stories about birthday sex. Make them short stories – let’s say 250-1500 words – and email them to the address on my ‘About’ page by 2300 UK time tomorrow. I’ll post them on my blog as I receive them, and will pick a winner before I go to bed at the end of the night. There will be a prize, though I haven’t yet figured out what it’ll be (suggestions welcome!).
EDIT: Ok, I’m struggling a bit when it comes to prizes. How about this…the winner can pick one of the following…
- Dinner on/with me, somewhere in London (‘on’ = ‘paid for by’, not ‘eaten off the naked body of’)
- A £25 ($42) voucher for a (TBC) sex toy website
- A birthday cake, sent from me to you, on your next birthday!
You can write the story about one of the following three things:
- The best(/worst/kinkiest/funniest) birthday sex you’ve ever had
- Your biggest birthday fantasy
- What sort of sexual experience you’d give me for my birthday
2 and 3 are mainly included for those people who, like me, don’t really have stories of their own to share. If you do have a great birthday sex story, I’d love to hear it!
I realise it’s a tight deadline, so for the next week or so I will continue to post any stories that come in, but to be eligible for the
(mystery) prize you will need to move quickly!