Category Archives: Random shit

Brickwork

Maybe it’s a sign that I’ve spent too much time in East London over the last couple of years, but I really like the exposed brick wall opposite our bedroom window. I’ve been thinking for a while that it would … Continue reading

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Pre-wedding Party! (+naked zoo-running)

(tl;dr – we’re having a pre-wedding shindig on Thursday 10th August for our blogging/Twitter friends, and you’re all invited!) As many of you know, Livvy and I have already set a date for our wedding later this year. We’ll be … Continue reading

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Wonderland

Your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I’ll use my hands) Your body is a wonderland You’re fast asleep next to the open window when I step silently into our room. The duvet is heaped in a … Continue reading

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Eroticon 2017: Meet & Greet

Every year, I enjoy reading through all the other Meet & Greet posts in the run-up to Eroticon, and every year, I agonise, hesitate, and generally grumble about writing my own. But here we are again, and so here it is! (P.S. If … Continue reading

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I like mine with a kiss

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a kiss! It’s now 11 days since I moved in with Livvy and her flatmate, and already it feels like the best decision I’ve made for a … Continue reading

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Postcard from Palermo

Palermo in August is no place for a German Shepherd. That’s what I tell myself as I pass the poor, panting Alsatian in the driveway of my hotel, stretched out in a thin patch of midday shade. Truth is, it’s … Continue reading

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World Cup of Cheese

For my birthday two years ago I ran a mini writing contest, in which I asked people to send me their experiences of – and fantasies about – birthday sex.  Judging it was great fun, though not nearly as enjoyable … Continue reading

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Remain

I lived in Poland for 10 months in 2013-14. It was one of the happiest and most rewarding periods of my life. I’d like to say it was also one of the most challenging – it’s always good to push … Continue reading

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World Cup of Cereals

And now for something completely different… I absolutely loved Richard Osman’s World Cup of Chocolate and World Cup of Crisps (and honestly, whoever is responsible for that Wikipedia article also has my everlasting respect). Furious, passionate arguments over the most … Continue reading

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