Category Archives: Random shit

Introducing Exhibit A

Hello! Regular readers can probably skip this post. After four years and over 400 posts, most of you know who I am (well…kinda), what I write, and what you can expect to find here. If you’re visiting my blog for … Continue reading

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Camden Drinks – Thursday 10th August

Attention all! Or all who live in/near London, anyway. As I mentioned in this blog post a few months ago, Liv and I are doing Streak for Tigers again this year. The event is next Thursday (10th August), and there … Continue reading

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Brickwork

Maybe it’s a sign that I’ve spent too much time in East London over the last couple of years, but I really like the exposed brick wall opposite our bedroom window. I’ve been thinking for a while that it would … Continue reading

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Pre-wedding Party! (+naked zoo-running)

(tl;dr – we’re having a pre-wedding shindig on Thursday 10th August for our blogging/Twitter friends, and you’re all invited!) As many of you know, Livvy and I have already set a date for our wedding later this year. We’ll be … Continue reading

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Wonderland

Your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I’ll use my hands) Your body is a wonderland You’re fast asleep next to the open window when I step silently into our room. The duvet is heaped in a … Continue reading

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Eroticon 2017: Meet & Greet

Every year, I enjoy reading through all the other Meet & Greet posts in the run-up to Eroticon, and every year, I agonise, hesitate, and generally grumble about writing my own. But here we are again, and so here it is! (P.S. If … Continue reading

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I like mine with a kiss

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a kiss! It’s now 11 days since I moved in with Livvy and her flatmate, and already it feels like the best decision I’ve made for a … Continue reading

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Postcard from Palermo

Palermo in August is no place for a German Shepherd. That’s what I tell myself as I pass the poor, panting Alsatian in the driveway of my hotel, stretched out in a thin patch of midday shade. Truth is, it’s … Continue reading

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World Cup of Cheese

For my birthday two years ago I ran a mini writing contest, in which I asked people to send me their experiences of – and fantasies about – birthday sex.  Judging it was great fun, though not nearly as enjoyable … Continue reading

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Remain

I lived in Poland for 10 months in 2013-14. It was one of the happiest and most rewarding periods of my life. I’d like to say it was also one of the most challenging – it’s always good to push … Continue reading

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