Category Archives: Random shit

Forsaking all others

Four months before our wedding, we met with the vicar to talk about the ceremony. He was keen to get to know us, and to explain some of the practicalities that come with getting married in an Anglican church; for … Continue reading

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Introducing Exhibit A

Hello! Regular readers can probably skip this post. After four years and over 400 posts, most of you know who I am (well…kinda), what I write, and what you can expect to find here. If you’re visiting my blog for … Continue reading

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Camden Drinks – Thursday 10th August

Attention all! Or all who live in/near London, anyway. As I mentioned in this blog post a few months ago, Liv and I are doing Streak for Tigers again this year. The event is next Thursday (10th August), and there … Continue reading

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Brickwork

Maybe it’s a sign that I’ve spent too much time in East London over the last couple of years, but I really like the exposed brick wall opposite our bedroom window. I’ve been thinking for a while that it would … Continue reading

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Pre-wedding Party! (+naked zoo-running)

(tl;dr – we’re having a pre-wedding shindig on Thursday 10th August for our blogging/Twitter friends, and you’re all invited!) As many of you know, Livvy and I have already set a date for our wedding later this year. We’ll be … Continue reading

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Wonderland

Your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I’ll use my hands) Your body is a wonderland You’re fast asleep next to the open window when I step silently into our room. The duvet is heaped in a … Continue reading

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Eroticon 2017: Meet & Greet

Every year, I enjoy reading through all the other Meet & Greet posts in the run-up to Eroticon, and every year, I agonise, hesitate, and generally grumble about writing my own. But here we are again, and so here it is! (P.S. If … Continue reading

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I like mine with a kiss

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a kiss! It’s now 11 days since I moved in with Livvy and her flatmate, and already it feels like the best decision I’ve made for a … Continue reading

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Postcard from Palermo

Palermo in August is no place for a German Shepherd. That’s what I tell myself as I pass the poor, panting Alsatian in the driveway of my hotel, stretched out in a thin patch of midday shade. Truth is, it’s … Continue reading

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World Cup of Cheese

For my birthday two years ago I ran a mini writing contest, in which I asked people to send me their experiences of – and fantasies about – birthday sex.  Judging it was great fun, though not nearly as enjoyable … Continue reading

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