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Eroticon 2014: Q&A

After giving it wistful, lustful glances from afar over the last couple of years, I finally decided to bite the bullet and make a pass at Eroticon 2014. To my surprise and delight, it said yes, so we’ll be getting up close and personal with each other in a little over four weeks from now. Over to Cilla Ruby Kiddell for a little light interrogation:

What’s your name?

It’ll be on my badge, unless there’s an embarrassing mix-up of some kind. I’ll give you a clue though: it begins with C and rhymes with ‘maspian’*

What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2014?

The free t-shirt and pen. Wait, what? Hm, clearly this is a very different sort of conference…

What are you most nervous of about Eroticon 2014?

You mean apart from being given the wrong name badge?

What do you hope to get from Eroticon 2014?

The free t-shirt and pen. Yeah, that one got old fast. I hope to leave Bristol having met interesting new people, learned something about writing erotica that I can apply to my own work, and beaten Harper Eliot at Scrabble. If I could also avoid running into my brother in the street, that would be great.

What is your bad erotica writer’s pen name?

Whats your bad erotica writers name

Todgasaurus Jizwiggle. Née Lovebucket.

(EDIT: Oops, I read this one wrong. I thought I got to choose a name for myself. Turns out I’m actually Mingella Orificcicle – classy.)

*One of these is a lie.

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