A couple of weeks ago I was chatting to someone at a party, and she mentioned Rule 34. I was unfamiliar with the term, so she explained it to me. Rule 34 of the internet states that:
“If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions.”
We were in the kitchen at the time, so immediately started looking around for something with which to test this maxim. One chap pointed at the kettle.
“Surely no-one’s made kettle porn,” he said. “Have they??”
Yes. Yes they have.
‘Young hot brunette teen teases & fucks her wet pussy with a kettle’ is the title of that video. I watched it so you don’t have to…seriously, some things just can’t be unseen…
Anyway, I thought about that conversation again this afternoon. My flatmate is away, and I was hanging out naked in my kitchen, making a cup of tea. I boiled some water, grabbed a mug, and just as I was about to pour, I decided to make my own contribution to the kettle porn genre – and to proving Rule 34.
28 replies on “Sinful Sunday: Rule 34”
You boiled the kettle first? Taking risks 🙂
Srsly!
I hope for your sake that was cold water!!!!! but it did make me giggle a bit.
BMN x
This could have gone very wrong, but the resultant picture is so very right!
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Haha, I love this concept! May have to think of my own concept for it
I hope you remembered to put the teabag in!!!!
Do we get points for observation? There’s no steam – that kettle’s not boiling! – but high five for the Yorkshire teabags, Cadbury’s hot chocolate and, most importantly, the cheeky red geezer sat atop the beverages with his rock hard cock! xx
Plus points for noticing the lack of steam, but minus points for thinking that cock is rock hard!
Hahaha…maybe the cock is only horizontal, nor vertical, but it’s equal in length to the height of the little red man, which is impressive, and, um…odd. What is that plastics creature?!!
Fab picture but it did make me winch and say …..”oh I hope it didn’t splash too much!” Lol
Never has a cup of tea looked so appealing!
xx Dee
I need tea!!!
Yes! Ooo! As a dude you also have the opportunity to create the subgenre of “teabagging” in a steaming cup of tea. It sounds horrific but I think you have to now, to further the genre. The world of porn is counting on you.
Hmmmmmm I don’t see any steam!
I might just instantly have become a fan of kettle porn. Your kettle porn that is 😉
Great photo!
Rebel xox
What a great photo. And a very true rule. You are quite brave to boil the water though.
Hahaha… I’m very sure that rule is true in this day and age! Thank you for your contribution and kudos on boiling the water first 😉
~Kazi xxx
Haha, the splash radius on that looks a wee bit dangerous.
Lol!!! Wonderful post . . . and, as I always say to a gentleman as he trots off towards the bathroom . . . “I hope your aim is true!”
Xxx – K
Steam or no steam it is a truly inspired image…. I did flinch a little at the thought of it being hot though. I am fairly sure someone in Health and Safety just died a little inside as a result of this 😉
Mollyxxx
Cheeky, sexy, creative shot. I love a bit of humor with the sexy side. Fabulous.
X Newt
Great, fun and informing all rolled into one.
What a fun shot, boiling water or not 🙂
xxPenny
Lol!!! I freaking love this. ?
Gorgeous! What a shot 😀
What an aim!
x x
I breathed a sigh of relief when I noticed the steam was missing but it was as I peered through my fingers. Awesome image though 🙂
This is funny and sexy and absolutely makes me smile every time I look at it. (Well, smile/cringe because I can’t help but imagine the water being hot and – ouch, splashes!)
I love the combination of ridiculous and damn hot sexiness. I have decided that with your head thrown back like that, you find a good cuppa as orgasmic as I do. 😉