Two months ago, I launched the Big Exhibit A Fucktoy Fiesta, in which I gave away a selection of Satisfyer vibrators to 1o lucky readers. I’ve run contests and prize draws before, but this one dwarfed them all in terms of interest and scale – 50 people put their names in the hat, all keen to get their hands on some top-quality swag, and I ended up mailing out over £600-worth of sex toys, thanks to the lovely folks at Satisfyer.
Entry into the draw was open to everyone…except for bloggers who already reviewed sex toys. That’s because the one thing I asked of the 10 winners was that they each write me a short piece about the toy, covering their experience of using it and giving an overall verdict on performance, quality, etc.
The idea was to gather a whole bunch of fresh perspectives on the Satisfyer range, but also to open up what can occasionally feel like a saturated and formulaic toy review market to some different voices. Several of the contest winners had no experience of vibrators beyond the Ann Summers rabbit, and hardly any of them were habitual sex toy users – getting their take on Satisfyer and its ‘cutting edge’ sex technology was always going to be a fun (and valuable) exercise.
As things stand, I’ve received reviews from 7 of the 10 contest winners. Rather than wait for the remaining three or post these initial seven in one big, 4,000-word splurge, I thought it would be sensible to organise them by product. I gave away four Satisfyer Pro Travelers, three Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples, two Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbits, and one Satisfyer Men – as I’ve now been sent both Rabbit reviews, that seems like a logical place to start! The rest will follow over the next couple of weeks.
If you’re in the market for a vibrator, if you’re curious about the Satisfyer products, or if you just want to read insightful, well-written reviews by two sex toy novices, I think you’ll find these to be well worth your time…
#1
I was delighted when EA told me I had won a Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit, especially as I’d been keen to try out a new toy for a while.
My first ever sex toy was the bright pink Rampant Rabbit by Ann Summers which I purchased back in 2004 / 2005. I expected the Pro G-Spot to be similar, but I can safely and happily say, it is not.
The toy itself is slick, stylish and smooth which is something that my previously owned rabbits have lacked. This toy feels very “adult” and has zero gimmicks… I would say zero fucks given but that’s not quite true ?. It’s a very nice looking toy. My favourite aspect about it is that it comes with a charger so there are no batteries required. It has not died in me mid-session (I’ve had the toy for a few weeks now and I’ve still not had to charge it!).
It has two buttons to activate the vibe… One for the vagina and one for the clit. I’ve played around with the settings and there’s something for all moods. I personally enjoy the hard vibe on the part that’s inside me, especially when trying to stimulate my g-spot because I hardly ever orgasm through penetration. The toy has certainly helped to improve this though! The head of the toy is actually quite thick which I shockingly struggled with, so I would recommend some lube to go with it.
The part that stimulates the clit is supposed to resemble being eaten out… But I have to be honest, for me, it wasn’t quite like that. Your clit is lightly tapped which is a nice change from a permanent vibe. It builds my body up to a slower orgasm rather than it being over and done with. Of course, sometimes you want that but most of the time, the build up is the best part.
One gripe that I do have with the Rabbit, is that unless your anatomy is completely in line with it, it can be difficult to hit the spot. I find myself having to move my body to align with the toy, mostly on the clit part. Of course, when it does work… it works! The other small issue is that the clit stimulator does make a bit of noise… It doesn’t really bother me too much but I did have to shut my windows ?.
I would fully recommend the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot, especially if you’re in the market for a durable and fun Rabbit. I’ve had way more orgasms in the last few weeks and it’s been a fucking delight.
#2
My first impressions of the Rabbit were “ow”. It was quite large and I’m very tight, so I had to use a lot of lube to insert it. The first time I used it, I flicked through the settings for both the dildo and the clitoral stimulator. I was impressed that it was so easy to personalise the settings for both parts, especially since this was the first rabbit I had owned and I didn’t realise that both parts vibrated. I’m still not sure if that was a rookie assumption or if it’s unique to the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit. Either way, it’s cool.
The first time I used it I orgasmed but it wasn’t mind-blowing. I found it hard to pleasure myself with both my G-spot and clitoris at the same time, and I think I could have done with the rabbit being a little shorter or thinner to help with this. I felt it wasn’t really worth the effort that had gone into inserting it. However, I decided to give it another shot, if only for my review to be completely honest (definitely not because I was horny…). This time, wow. It still took a while to insert the dildo part, but I think that’s down to me because the rabbit isn’t freakishly large. While the settings I had used the first time were good, when I was really feeling it and getting closer to the Big O, I ramped the settings up so the vibrations were faster than what I had used previously. It was incredible, and the feeling of orgasming with the dildo part inside me led to one of the most quick yet intense orgasms I’ve ever had.
While I definitely wouldn’t recommend the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit to a sex toy newbie, it’s a fantastic step up for anyone who’s previously used a dildo or a vibrator and wants to try something new and exciting.