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Threesomes and Group Sex: a (long) discussion with Coffee & Kink

This is the third post I’ve co-authored with my lovely friend Amy, who blogs over at Coffee & Kink. You can find the other two here and here, and do go check out the rest of her writing, because both it and she are awesome. Seriously.

For this (lightly edited) chat, we decided to tackle threesomes and group sex. We both have a fair bit of experience in that department (you can read things I’ve written on the subject here, here and here, and it also features in a LOT of my fiction), so it’s perhaps no surprise that the final transcript runs to over 4,000 words. For this, I make absolutely no apology…

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Sinful Sunday: Sexual

Following Tuesday’s successful scan, we’re down in Dorset visiting Liv’s parents and celebrating our good/life-changing news. That meant dinner with some of my in-laws’ family friends last night, and a lovely, long lunch with my parents today. Throughout it all, there’s been plenty of baby chat, of course, which Liv and I have done nothing to discourage – it’s still early enough in the whole process that everything is fresh and exciting, even if it does mean answering the same questions several times over.

It’s almost two months now since we found out that Liv is pregnant, so in one sense we’ve had plenty of time to get used to the news, especially given that we started trying for a baby in January. This was definitely planned: we didn’t have to deal with the shock of discovering that our birth control had failed us; nor were we left cursing that one time we decided to ‘go ahead and risk it’, only to find ourselves staring at an unwanted blue line a few weeks later.

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Sinful Sunday: Dark Corners

Ever since visiting Clearwell Caves and Wookey Hole as a child – along with the grottes and caverns of the Dordogne – I’ve been fascinated and instinctively unsettled by cave systems. There’s something alien about the cool, still air that fills their networks of chambers and tunnels, and it’s easy to be disorientated by the way light reflects off different surfaces or sound echoes at unexpected angles.

One of my favourite horror movies, The Descent, brings to grotesque life some of our worst fears about what might happen were we to find ourselves trapped below ground for too long. For some people, giving that terror corporeal form is unnecessary – the claustrophobia alone makes the idea of being surrounded by that much rock a deeply unpleasant one.

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No Mercy

Three years ago, I wrote a two-part story called ‘No Mercy’ for Rebecca Black, an erotica author who hosted guest pieces on her blog. That blog has been dormant since late 2015, so I feel like the time is right to reclaim the story and publish it here too! I’ve pulled the two parts together into one long (~2,600 words) whole, but other than that it hasn’t been edited/changed at all. Enjoy!

For the third time in under 10 minutes, I checked the programme and glanced down at my watch. Four speakers still to come. Another four hours of industry analysis, laboured anecdotes, and thinly disguised self-promotion.

“Kill me now,” I mouthed at Scott, who merely rolled his eyes in response. His notebook was filling up with page after page of his neat cursive; my colleagues’ ability to drink in and digest bullshit had never ceased to amaze me, and Scott certainly had no intention of breaking that streak.

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Sinful Sunday: Bunk Up

Overnight train journeys spent in a private compartment are inherently glamorous. They’re James Bond and Tatiana Romanova on the Orient Express, or Eva Marie Saint purring seductively at Cary Grant in North by Northwest. They’re fancy dining cars with waiters in white tie, followed by late-night cocktails and sex with a mysterious stranger…

…but most of all, they’re falling asleep to the rhythm of the train, as it clack-clacks softly through the night, whisking you off to somewhere new and exciting – or back to the familiar comforts of home.

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A Diary of my One-Night Stands, vol. 2

A few weeks ago, I started a new series of posts, documenting some of the one-night stands I’ve had over the years. To read the background (and vol. 1), click here.

Lily

Confession: I knew sex was on the table from your very first DM:

“Upon hearing whispers of your notorious reputation I did think you were a bit of a dick for a while, but I’m starting to warm to you now. Keep up the good work…x”

I don’t have a sixth sense for these things, exactly, but time and experience teach you any number of valuable lessons, especially when it comes to fucking. Something in your tone – direct and just a little provocative – immediately grabbed my attention. It’s not the way most people introduce themselves to total strangers, even on the Internet. What were you warming to, I wondered, but didn’t ask.

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The Big Exhibit A Fucktoy Fiesta!

A few weeks ago, the lovely people at Satisfyer emailed me to ask whether I’d like to test and review their new penis toy, ‘Satisfyer Men’. Liv and I already own several of their clitoral vibes, and I’ve seen first-hand how effective they can be, so I replied immediately to accept their generous offer.

Fast-forward to last night, when we arrived home to find a large box waiting for us in the hallway outside our flat. Bit excessive for one toy, I thought – and a bit heavy too, once I lifted it up to take inside.

It was only when we opened the box that I discovered the extent of Satisfyer’s generosity. They’d sent me not one, not two, not three…this could take a while…not 10, but 11 (ELEVEN) sex toys from across their range! The stack of mini-boxes came with a short note:

“This parcel contains our brand new Satisfyer Family products. Please feel free to use your samples to share the fun with your friends, or as a giveaway for your followers.”

So that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

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Sinful Sunday: Flick

I love feeling your mouth on my cock. The upward turn at the corner of your lips as you push them down over the head and ease me to the back of your throat. The way your face changes the longer you suck it – the pink flush that blooms outwards on each cheek, and the tears that gather and threaten to spill out of your eyelids. The cushioned glide of your tongue along the underside of the shaft.

But sometimes – every once in a while – I don’t want your mouth on my cock at all.

Sometimes I want you just out of reach, so I can see how much you need to suck it. Sometimes I want you to work for that feeling of fullness in your mouth and throat – for the sting and the splutter and the spit that coats your chin and glistens on the head of my dick.

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A Diary of my One-Night Stands, vol. 1

I went to a great session (one of many) at Eroticon last Sunday, run by queer anthropologist Jamie Lawson. At one point he flashed up on screen this thought-provoking question, which I quickly tweeted out to my followers.

The answers were really interesting, and got me thinking about my own history with one-night stands. A couple of days later, I dug out my sex spreadsheet and ticked off the partners I’d only seen once – 28% of the total, which in my case adds up to a fair few people.

I started to make a few notes about one of them and it turned into the post below. I enjoyed writing it so much that I quickly decided this was something I didn’t want to end up as a one-off – that the appropriate way to do justice to those brief encounters was to capture here as many as I can remember in sufficient detail.

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Lighthouse (a Smut Marathon postscript)

I really enjoyed the Round 2 prompt for Smut Marathon – not least because it built in a genuinely interesting way on a Round 1 prompt about which I’d felt rather more ambivalent. The brief was clear and challenging:

Write a flash fiction story using one of the entries from the first round.

After sifting through the list of Round 1 metaphors, two stood out: Witness, by Chase Morgan; and Libido, by Nero J. Black. I immediately saw stories for each of them, and even within the 100-word limit I felt like those stories could wander off in a number of different directions once I started them.

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