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COMPETITION: Birthday Sex

Tomorrow, somewhat against my will, I turn 33. I’d like to think that when it comes to sex, I have a lot of interesting stories to share. However, when it comes to birthday sex, the pickings are rather slim. I only realised that this afternoon, when someone suggested I should mark the occasion by writing about the best birthday sex I’ve ever had, and my mind immediately went blank; while I’ve had great sex for other people’s birthdays, for various reasons the 9th July has usually been a bit of an anti-climax in that respect.

I had sex for the first time when I was 21, and for the first time on my birthday in 2006, when I turned 25. In the years since then, I’ve had birthday sex on a further three (maybe four) occasions, none of which left a particularly lasting impression. Celebrating with someone you love (or whose clothes you want to rip off) is inherently great, of course, so I’m not complaining about those years when I’ve been lucky enough to do that, but I don’t think any one of them quite merits its own, stand-alone post.

So here’s what I want to do instead: I want you all to give me your stories about birthday sex. Make them short stories – let’s say 250-1500 words – and email them to the address on my ‘About’ page by 2300 UK time tomorrow. I’ll post them on my blog as I receive them, and will pick a winner before I go to bed at the end of the night. There will be a prize, though I haven’t yet figured out what it’ll be (suggestions welcome!).

EDIT: Ok, I’m struggling a bit when it comes to prizes. How about this…the winner can pick one of the following…

  1. Dinner on/with me, somewhere in London (‘on’ = ‘paid for by’, not ‘eaten off the naked body of’)
  2. A £25 ($42) voucher for a (TBC) sex toy website
  3. A birthday cake, sent from me to you, on your next birthday!

You can write the story about one of the following three things:

  1. The best(/worst/kinkiest/funniest) birthday sex you’ve ever had
  2. Your biggest birthday fantasy
  3. What sort of sexual experience you’d give me for my birthday

2 and 3 are mainly included for those people who, like me, don’t really have stories of their own to share. If you do have a great birthday sex story, I’d love to hear it!

I realise it’s a tight deadline, so for the next week or so I will continue to post any stories that come in, but to be eligible for the (mystery) prize you will need to move quickly!

Cheers,

C

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The Sofa

There was a sofa in her office. It was long and deep, and made of brown leather, faded from years of use. She caught me looking at it as she fetched her purse, and wagged a finger in my direction, a wry grin on her face.

“Uh uh, no way. Don’t even think about it.”

“I don’t know what you mean! I didn’t say a word.”

“You didn’t have to – it was written all over your face. I know how your brain works, remember.”

“Fine, let’s go get lunch then. You did say your colleagues would be gone all afternoon though…”

Erin worked in a beautiful old townhouse just off Russell Square. Since our first encounter, we’d stayed in touch, but our schedules had never quite matched up; until one glorious summer’s day, when I found myself working in London, a short walk from her office, with nothing to do in my lunch break.

Before we left the room, I pulled her in close for a kiss. She bit my lip and let me slide a hand down her back, to brush over her arse, before pushing me away again.

“You, mister, are a bad influence. There are students in the building and construction workers outside the window: do not get me all riled-up.”

I decided not to say anything about red rags and bulls, and instead took Erin by the hand as we strolled down to the local food market. Whenever the sun shines in England, half the population takes to the streets, desperate to enjoy the fleeting glimpse of something other than grey, monochrome sky above them. As a result, the market was packed, so we decided to take our food back and eat it on the terrace behind her building.

I was already semi-hard by the time we sat down. Erin was one of those women who had real presence. Not just because she was tall and curvy: she moved with a lazy, almost arrogant grace, and there was something in the way she let her eyes wander down my body; the firmness with which she squeezed my hand as we walked. We ate our food in companionable silence, and I tried not to let images from the hotel flash across my mind. Erin on her knees with the butt plug jammed inside her and my cock driving in and out of her cunt. Erin on top of me, framed perfectly in the window, the street light just outside it making her face glow as she tossed her head back and came all over me. Erin forcing me onto my knees, then pulling my hair and calling me a filthy little bitch as she squeezed the strap-on deeper and deeper inside me, till I felt like I was going to split down the middle from pleasure and pain.

I put my hand on Erin’s thigh and she moaned softly. I had a feeling I wasn’t the only one thinking about that night. We finished lunch and went back upstairs to her office. I was conscious of the time – I’d already been gone for over an hour – but I was still disappointed when she hung the key straight back on the hook, rather than locking the door behind her.

“No pouting! I told you, I have work to do this afternoon. I don’t care how hard you are, I’m not going to fuck you. Not here. Shit…you’re really fucking hard, aren’t you?!”

With her hand on the front of my suit trousers, Erin leaned in and kissed me again. She was dressed in a vest top and shorts, perfect for the weather, and I let my lips find the tops of her breasts. I could taste the sweat on her skin, and it made me want to move lower, to lick the salt from her stomach and the insides of her thighs.

“Like I said: BAD INLFUENCE!”

“When have I ever denied it? Come on, that sofa does look pretty comfy…”

Erin rolled her eyes and led me over to the couch. We flopped down onto it together and kissed with more urgency this time. I could almost feel her lipstick smearing off over my face, but I wanted it other places too: a faint red bruise on my neck, a perfect ring around the base of my cock. Erin made me greedy, and when she guided my fingers inside her top, to pinch and pull at her nipples, I could feel the pre-cum already starting to soak my boxers.

I leaned back and let Erin swing a leg over my thighs, till she was straddling my erection. She grabbed hold of my shirt and started to grind down onto me as we kissed, my hands on her hips helping to move her along the shaft of my cock. I put my lips to her ear and started to whisper all the filthy, kinky things I’d thought about us doing together. I told her about the pub toilet where I planned to tie her up, bent over the bowl, her legs spread wide apart, her cunt ready for the men I’d bring in there to fuck her. I asked her whether she thought the builders outside the window could see her humping my cock like that: do you know, I said, how much of a slut they’ll think you are, desperately trying to get yourself off through all those layers of clothing? They’ll be talking among themselves right now, wondering which of them will be the first to force his hard dick down your throat when you come over and beg to be used.

“Fuck fuck fuck, don’t stop.”

“Don’t stop what? I’m not doing anything…”

“Please don’t stop talking.”

“Are you going to come for me now, Erin?”

“Yes, I’m going to come. I’m going to come right fucking now.”

And she did.

I tried to slide my fingers inside her shorts, but she batted them away, and climbed down off me, onto the floor. She unzipped my trousers and pulled out my hard cock, then swallowed it right down to the base in one swift, smooth movement.

“Show-off! I really want to fuck you…”

“I know. I told you though, I’m not going to fuck you today.”

I was just trying to formulate a suitable response to that, when a loud buzz came from the phone behind me, making both of us jump.

“Shit, that’ll be a student trying to get in. Wait here.”

Erin scrambled to her feet, grabbed the keys, and dashed over to the door, leaving me spread-eagled on the sofa, my cock pressed hard and hot against my stomach. I heard voices outside and the light, easy laughter of two people who know each other well. She reappeared 30 seconds later, and this time locked the door behind her.

“This is such a bad idea. Luckily for you, it’s also really fucking hot.”

I said nothing. It didn’t feel like the time for a smart-arse comeback. Instead I watched her walk back towards me, slowly this time, and sink to her knees between my legs. We both knew this was going to be quick. Every bit of me was tingling, and Erin had never made a secret of the fact that she loved the taste of cum. She took me in her mouth again, and this time used her hand to stroke me as well. I tried to stop my hips thrusting up into her; tried to empty my head of all conscious thought, and just let her suck me.

The phone buzzed again, but this time Erin didn’t stop. She was greedy, this girl, so greedy as she sucked me she moved her other hand off my thigh and down between her legs. I came, and she finished the blowjob in the same way she’d started it, taking me all the way inside her mouth to make sure she got every last drop.

There was a moment of silence, then we both burst out laughing.

“Bet you’ll never look at that sofa in the same way again.”

“Bastard. Go on, pull your trousers up and get out of here!”

“Don’t you have a student waiting outside?”

“Right! Wait…do I look like I’ve just been sucking cock?”

“No…”

Yes.

Erin was awesome.

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Elust #58

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Welcome to Elust #58

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #59? Start with the rules, come back June 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Do NOT take my rapeplay fantasy away from me!

Pulp Fiction

“O” is for Outlaw No More

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

The Second Letter

The Wake

~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

*You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

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Sinful Stories: winner!

1st place: The Second Letter, by Malin James (inspired by HappyComeLucky)

Prize: Fantasy Bondage Kit from Cara Sutra; and a $15 voucher for Dreamspinner Press

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Between Thursday and Saturday, I whittled the competition entries down from 28 to 10, and by Sunday afternoon I had a pretty clear shortlist in my head. Over the next few hours, this achingly powerful piece of writing from Malin James bounced up and down between just about every position on that list. I know from the various bits of feedback I’ve had over the last couple of weeks that it’s a piece which divides opinion, and for a while I couldn’t quite decide what I thought of it either.

There’s pain in almost every paragraph, and a yearning that’s not so much erotic as it is tormented. It’s the written equivalent of watching a couple go through a tearful break-up in a bar: you can’t bear to see it happening, and you can’t bring yourself to look away.

The words though…the words themselves are HOT. The thick, black ink on her skin, and the way she’s reduced to ‘an arching back, a curving neck, a gaping, needy cunt.’ The catharsis in her recollection of every exquisite, erotic, emptying mark he left upon her is both haunting and compelling, but as a reader you’re left with no doubt that beneath it all, there’s this explosive sexual connection between them.

Malin’s story was one of the first I read, and I’ve gone back to it several times since then. It’s a truly superb piece of flash fiction, inspired by a very sexy photo. Each time I read it, it feels fresh, and each time I linger over a different sentence or image. I understand why it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but in a very strong field, it’s the one story that I ultimately felt happy elevating above the rest.

So congratulations to Malin, who wins the amazing Fantasy Bondage Kit from Cara Sutra, and a $15 voucher for Dreamspinner Press! I’m sure she’ll put both to good use…

Finally, thank you so much to everyone who donated a prize – you’re all fucking awesome, and I was blown away by the generosity you all showed. And thanks to Molly (also fucking awesome, btw) for letting me tie this in with Sinful Sunday.

Till next time!

C

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Sinful Stories: runners-up

2nd Place: Seven Inches, by Ian Jade (inspired by Ruby & Mrs Goodnight)

Prize: Countess Clit dildo from Sh!; and an e-book copy of Immoral Views from Sweetmeats Press

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In truth, Ian’s story takes this one by a nose, over four other excellent pieces about having a penis, wanting a penis, or craving/envying someone else’s. The Goodnights’ photo, as well as Rose Monrou’s and Molly Moore’s, brought out some seriously phallic urges in a number of authors, and this slot could easily have been filled by Oleander Plume, Tabitha Rayne, Anna Sky or Bawdy Bloke instead, all of whose entries I absolutely loved.

I gave it to Ian because I think he gets the dynamic between his two characters spot-on, even though as readers we don’t hear from one of them until the very end. It’s playful and mischievous, but there’s also an edge to it, and we get the sense that what happens next might venture into some pretty kinky territory. His touch is really deft, and the way he allows the transformation of his female character to unfold feels smooth, natural, and very insightful. I loved this story.

3rd Place: If you go down to the woods today, by HappyComeLucky (inspired by Bawdy Bloke)

Prize: Pyxis Finger Massager vibrator from Vibrator Kingdom; and a paperback copy of ‘Curious’ from Dreamspinner Press

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I’m sure the author of this story would be the first to admit that it’s not the most polished piece among the contenders. There are one or two minor errors, which a more experienced writer might have smoothed out before submitting it, and occasionally the flow breaks down a bit. However, I thought the idea behind it was really clever and incredibly sexy, and the whole thing is told with a dash of flair that more than makes up for the odd bumpy moment. It’s a piece of erotica with no sex scene, no orgasm, and no physical contact between the two characters, but it still managed to turn me on: for a debut piece of writing, it shows a huge amount of promise, and I hope the lady behind it puts pen to paper again in the future.

Honourable mentions

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Sinful Stories: Readers' Choice Award

As I explained on Twitter the other day, I’m not going to give a full breakdown of the voting for the Readers’ Choice Award. With 27 stories to choose from, it was inevitable that some would fall through the cracks, in terms of both what people read and what they voted for, and I don’t see any need to list the ones which, for whatever reason, didn’t garner much support.

In total, there were 132 votes, of which 83 were shared by the five most popular stories. That’s testament to the quality of those pieces, and also, I’m sure, to how effectively their authors spread the word – an important (and often overlooked) element of building a fanbase.

That top five ended up as follows:

1=. Dark Fantasy, by Marie Rebelle (21 votes)

1=. Eleven Hours to Finland, by Ticky Sowdenham (21)

3. The Second Letter, by Malin James (17)

4. Penis Envy, by Tabitha Rayne (13)

5. The Sword in Miss Stone, by Oleander Plume (11)

That means we have joint winners! As there are two prizes, I’m taking the executive decision to split them between the two authors, taking into account where each is located.

Readers’ Choice Award #1 (sponsored by Sh!): Marie Rebelle

Prize: Handmade Satin Ties with D-rings

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Readers’ Choice Award #2 (sponsored by Alison Tyler): Ticky Sowdenham

Prize: Six erotica anthologies

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Congratulations to both, and thank you to both Sh! and Alison for the prizes. Marie, Ticky, the two sponsors will be in touch with you directly to make the necessary arrangements.

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Sinful Stories: Thank You!

When it comes to ‘mainstream’ fiction, I read a lot of novels and hardly any short stories. When it comes to erotica, my shelves are full of anthologies, but I could count on one hand the number of novels I’ve read and enjoyed (and Kristina Lloyd is responsible for most of those). Why? Because I read erotica to get off.

I don’t need to invest emotionally in the characters. I don’t need the plot to unfold slowly before me, or to draw me into its complexities and nuances. Good literary fiction makes me want to hug myself with glee, or go straight to Amazon and have it delivered to half-a-dozen of my friends; good erotica makes me want to wrap my hand tight around my cock and keep it there till I’m a sweaty, sticky mess. One is a less complex reaction than the other – and generally requires far fewer pages.

Anthologies are also a safer bet, because my reaction to erotica is pretty binary: either it makes me horny or it doesn’t. If I’m at the airport, I’ll happily buy a couple of novels to read on the plane: even if I’m not familiar with the author, the back cover and the first couple of pages will normally tell me whether I’m going to hate it. If I don’t hate it, I’ll invariably get something out of the reading experience, regardless of whether it’s a masterpiece or something I’ll have forgotten by the time I pick up my suitcase at the other end. That’s not the case with erotica: I want it to get me hard, and if it doesn’t, I don’t feel like I’ve got value for money.

In an anthology of 30-40 short stories, I usually think the editor’s done a good job if roughly half of them turn me on in some way. It’s rare that more than a handful will get me so hot under the collar that I have to make myself come right then and there, but if 50% at least give me a bit of a buzz, I’ll be happy.

In the end, 21 of you submitted 26 stories, one Youtube video, and one poem for this competition. Of the 28 entries, I liked 18, and of those 18, I really liked 10. Over the last week, half a dozen of them have been directly responsible for orgasms I’ve had. As a group – and not forgetting all the people who generously allowed their Sinful Sunday photos to be used – I’d say you pretty much nailed it. Thank you.

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Guest-blogging for the Brit Babes

I met lots of great people at Eroticon in March, including a handful of filthy, fabulous, female British writers who go by the collective name of the Brit Babes. A few weeks later they asked me whether I’d be interested in contributing a guest post for their blog. I was wary at first: writing stuff here is one thing, but doing it for other people felt like it might be proof I was actually taking the whole thing seriously. In the end though, ego won out over caution – these were published authors, asking me to write something for them! How could I say no to that?!

I wrote the guest post yesterday afternoon, and it went live on their site this morning. You’ll find it here. What did I learn from the experience? Well if you’ll permit me to channel my inner Swiss Toni, I learned that guest-blogging is a lot like being on the receiving end of a good, hard anal pounding: even with the right lubrication (beer, in this case), it might take a little while for you to relax into it and for everything to loosen up properly, but once that happens it becomes an incredibly enjoyable and satisfying experience…just not one you necessarily want to go through every night. Especially not when there are eight of them and one of you.

If you’re reading this and you’d like me to write something for your blog, you’ll find my email address on the ‘About’ page. I can’t promise it’ll happen any time soon – life is about to get very busy again, and I’m still not walking properly after yesterday’s session – but now that I’ve got a taste for it, I’m sure it won’t be too long before I dive back in.

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Sinful Stories: Readers' Choice Award

As I appear destined to spend my weekend ploughing through all of the (largely wonderful) Sinful Stories submissions, it only seems fair that I encourage others to share the load. Along with the main prizes, there’s a Readers’ Choice Award to be won, and for that to happen, I need a whole bunch of you lovely people to take a look at the poll below, and to cast your votes for whichever story you like the most.

I haven’t found a way to hyperlink the stories in the poll, but if you want to go back and re-read some/all of them, you’ll find a full list here.

The winner of the Readers’ Choice Award will receive this fabulous set of satin ties from Sh!, and six (yes, SIX!) erotica anthologies from the fabulous Alison Tyler. The poll will close on Tuesday 13th May at 1800 UK time, and I’ll announce the results later that evening.

Cheers,

C

P.S. I would ask you all not to vote for your own story, but I sense that might be a futile endeavour! I’m hoping for enough votes from non-entrants to balance things out…

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Sinful Stories: competition entries

This post will collate all of the public entries to my Sinful Stories writing competition. I’ll try to update it every day between now and the deadline (Thursday 8th May); if you want to enter, and are happy for others to read your submission, please send me the link and I’ll add it below.

If you’re planning to take part, or if you’re a regular Sinful Sunday contributor, please do take the time to read some of the entries, and offer feedback where appropriate – I’m pretty sure it’ll be appreciated!

  1. Eleven Hours to Finland, by Ticky Sowdenham
  2. The Quiet Train, by Horny Geek Girl
  3. The Second Letter, by Malin James
  4. Dust Bunny, by Åsa Winter
  5. Dear George, by Bawdy Bloke
  6. Dear Sir, I Lost The Game, by Ruby Goodnight
  7. Sweet Sword, by Cammies on the Floor
  8. Penis Envy, by Oleander Plume
  9. The Accidental Exhibitionist, by Oleander Plume
  10. The Sword in Miss Stone, by Oleander Plume
  11. Shaved, by Horny Geek Girl
  12. Among The Bluebells, by LadyS
  13. Mine Is Bigger Than Yours, by Beck
  14. Happy Birthday, by Maria Sibylla
  15. Saturday Fun, by The Long Bean
  16. Cock Tease, by Anna Sky
  17. The Great Rite, by Alastor Musing
  18. If you go down to the woods today, by HappyComeLucky
  19. Dark Fantasy, by Marie Rebelle
  20. Penis Envy, by Tabitha Rayne
  21. Lick Here, by Measha Stone
  22. Seek and You Shall Find, by Measha Stone
  23. Academic Integrity, by Bawdy Bloke
  24. Torment, by Bawdy Bloke
  25. Third Base Chase, by Kenny C
  26. Seven Inches, by Ian Jade
  27. Her cock vs his cock, by Bawdy Bloke

…plus one story that has not (yet) been made public by its author.

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