Merry Dickmas, everyone! Jingle balls, dick the halls, and ding-dong merrily on high!
And of course…fiiiiiiiiiiive gold cock rings!
Yep, it’s the most wonderful (pun-derful?) time of the year, but before the big day arrives we all get to enjoy opening the 24
glory holes doors on our Advent calendars and gobbling up the delicious treats inside.
You’ll find no chocolate here though. Instead – inspired by my good friends Hannah Lockhardt and Kayla Lords – I decided the time had come to create a filthy, phallic Advent calendar of my own. Frankly, I’m not sure what took me so long.
So spread the word! There are 24 days of festive dick ahead of us, and I hope you’ll all come along for the ride – SO TO SPEAK. Not just because I’m a shameless exhibitionist, but because I want your help too! If you’re a reader (cis/trans/non-binary) with a penis you want to show off (skin/silicone), or you have a friend/partner/paramour who takes excellent dick pics and is happy to share them, please get in touch. It’s not that I can’t do this myself, but frankly the whole thing will be much more interesting if I’m not the only one cocking around the Christmas tree…
While I await your submissions, I’ll kick things off with a photo from sunnier times. It may be cold outside, but the light streaming through our bedroom window is always hot!